Fuck yeah.

So you know how some people are good people? I am not like those people.

Work's been hell of crazy these days, so I haven't had a lot of time to update.

Here's an update that didn't take a lot of time.

Hey guys, my computer's being a dick, so updates are tricky. Tonight we've got Vincent Price from Last Man on Earth.

It it, Vincent Price had a beautiful wife BEFORE he was the last man on earth! Fiction!

Enthusiasm: curbed.

Boba Fett wasn't always a bad-ass bounty hunter. Like many of us, he took his cousin to space-prom.

The internet.

Wolverine is like a Mars bar - except instead of chocolate and nuget you've got METAL and BONE. This makes Wolverine the second most badass Canadian after Trudeau.

Hey internet, how was yor two weeks? Did you learn how to prepare eggs a different way? Learn how a radio works? Flip your matress? While you were maybe doing that stuff, I was finishing up some freelance work for The Rooms. With that out of the way, I'm free to attend to your sundry desires.

I hope you desire dumb things, because that's the only game in town.