Thursday, December 31, 2009

Here's the last dog-fucking comic of the decade. Here's to more dog-fucking comics in 2010!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Hello, all!

Devotees will notice that things look a little different around here. How devoted of you! Indeed, when I started this little project it was more of a collection of illustrations based on the movie I happened to be watching at the time. It has since evolved into a crudely drawn one-panel comic about terrible people and the beautiful world they live in.

To that end, I decided to package it all under the banner "Perfect Sunday" for cohesion's sake. Since I wasn't even nearly the first person to think "Perfect Sunday" would be a good name for a blog, the url is going to remain local favorite until I can think of some suitable permutation.

Happy New Year, everyone.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Michelangelo's "David". Duchamp's "Nude Descending a Staircase." Van Gogh's "Starry Night." Botticelli's "Birth of Venus".

Mike Butler's "Boogers, AGAIN?"

Monday, December 7, 2009

Marcus has an incredibly honed sense of self appraisal.

My brain is populated by imaginary jerks.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

It is a very nice haircut.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Fuck yeah.
So you know how some people are good people? I am not like those people.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Work's been hell of crazy these days, so I haven't had a lot of time to update.

Here's an update that didn't take a lot of time.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Hey guys, my computer's being a dick, so updates are tricky. Tonight we've got Vincent Price from Last Man on Earth.

It it, Vincent Price had a beautiful wife BEFORE he was the last man on earth! Fiction!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Enthusiasm: curbed.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Boba Fett wasn't always a bad-ass bounty hunter. Like many of us, he took his cousin to space-prom.
The internet.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Wolverine is like a Mars bar - except instead of chocolate and nuget you've got METAL and BONE. This makes Wolverine the second most badass Canadian after Trudeau.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Hey internet, how was yor two weeks? Did you learn how to prepare eggs a different way? Learn how a radio works? Flip your matress? While you were maybe doing that stuff, I was finishing up some freelance work for The Rooms. With that out of the way, I'm free to attend to your sundry desires.

I hope you desire dumb things, because that's the only game in town.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Hey guys. I'm sorry I've been neglecting you. Withholding affection and pictures of nuns farting.

I've recently picked up some freelancer work and am learning the challenges of balancing work with work. I'm thinking that in order to keep a steady flow of content coming to the site I'm going to start posting some of my older work. Until then: pig-faced nurse from the Twilight Zone episode Eye of the Beholder.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

The dang Wire, everyone! The dang Wire!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Why so surrrius

Here`s the Joker - brought to life by famed corpse and potential-fail-to-reacher Heath Ledger.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Born on a Monday

Solomon Grundy, you're my favorite bayou zombie mobster.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Michael Moore isn't the hero we need, but he's the hero we deserve. A slovenly, manipulative, sanctimonious shitbag of a hero.
Craving a change of pace, I decided to draw something that looks like the thing it looks like. Am I flexible or unfocused? You decide!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Baby in the Corner

I kinda missed the relevant insensitivy boat on this one, but that doesn't mean that the hurt isn't still there. You will be missed, my Prince.


I want my eulogizer to keep it real.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009


I'm kind of a big moron.
Here's the Mad Hatter enjoying a little downtime. Being mad is, as you can imagine, quite exhausting.

Monday, September 21, 2009

This guy loves his thermos.

My Dark Passenger

Hey, guys! Here's Dexter, from that show with the serial killer.

Ugly Betty, I think.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Mad Men 2

I decided to color this one super quick. It's got super quick colors now.
Gitarooman is my favorite absolutely nonsense Japanese redonk-fest.

Distrust #2

I continue to distrust people. Because, seriously, fuck these guys. These guys can trip over a fuck.

Mad Women

Madmen is basically the best show, made all the better by Christina Hendricks' impossible body.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

I saw this girl walking down St Catherine in Montreal. She is my favorite girl and I wouldn't trade her for the WORLD.

I am Returned

Hey bloggos, I just got back from a week long vacation in beautiful, sassy Montreal. Now that I've sweated most of the alcohol out of my system I'm ready to return with regularly scheduled updates.

To start us off, here's a thing I did in some minutes.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

By way of apology

I promised a big caricature game today, but I left my tablet at home, so you get the Riddler I drew on my lunch break instead.

This is a day of SUPER POSTS.

My favorite Batman is the unwaveringly self-assured Batman, who just can't get enough of being the Batman and thinks it's the raddest dang thing in the world. The Batman who insists that everything he owns is properly bat-branded. The Batman who catches his reflection in the mirror and almost breaks down in a giggle fit. That's MY Batman.

Harley Quinn, also.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Maybe Michael Meyers wouldn't have hated on that skinny dude from True Lies so hard if his parents had doled out a little extra scratch for a namebrand costume. Even during a time when a cheap plastic mask and a rubber smock with "Superman" written across the front was considered to be an acceptably superheroic simulacra this Powder-if-he-was-a-janitor costume doesn't really set the imagination aflame.

Man, I love me some iconic horror movie villians. Freddy Kruger is such a bizarre combination of disparate motifs, but damnit, it works somehow. Jaunty chapeau? Check. Itchy wool pull-over? Check. Melt-face? Check. Knife fingers, made someone redundant by the fact that he has complete dominion over people's dreams? Checkmate.

I think Aaron Eckhart looks like a muppet. I drew him doing a muppetty dance.
Updates have been infrequent because my Adobe Suite has been all manner of screwed up. Everything's up and running now and I've got a nice backlog of images.

Some of the are of Batman but some of them are not of Batman.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Darling if the 1939 New York World's Fair, it's the horseless carriage powered by the parents of the recently orphaned! What a golden age of wonder and moral ambiguity!

I may revisit this drawing sometime in the future and add more good-looking to it.