Enthusiasm: curbed.

Boba Fett wasn't always a bad-ass bounty hunter. Like many of us, he took his cousin to space-prom.

The internet.

Wolverine is like a Mars bar - except instead of chocolate and nuget you've got METAL and BONE. This makes Wolverine the second most badass Canadian after Trudeau.

Hey internet, how was yor two weeks? Did you learn how to prepare eggs a different way? Learn how a radio works? Flip your matress? While you were maybe doing that stuff, I was finishing up some freelance work for The Rooms. With that out of the way, I'm free to attend to your sundry desires.

I hope you desire dumb things, because that's the only game in town.