Hey Lois, remember the time I went to the county fair with Bishop Desmond Tutu?

"Let's get some fellas up here and show this room just how gay things can get!"

If you don't read achewood you are wasting most (if not all) of your time.

Paging Dr Hobo

I don't watch House.

You get two today, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO DANG HARD.

I could waste the rest of my life drawing Stephen Merchant.